“Hey! You can’t park there”

For real - she did this alone? She doesn’t seem like the kingpin type but maybe that’s my prejudice. I hope she sings like a bird.

Get your act together boomers. First some of you invent participation trophies, then others of you complain that youngsters are all soft, but are clueless that it was your own generation that caused it.

Menacing pedestrians I don't get, but the laughing maniacally while joyriding a stollen forklift I totally get.

This is the way.

Sorry. This is the least oniony thing I've seen here.

https://youtu.be/ChOHnSL7ZCg

Bully victims in schools can tell you that. When you get bullied, no teacher will interfere, but when you try to fight back there will be a teacher to stop you and give you a punishment.

I hope it was an Amazon Prime seller so she didn’t have to pay shipping.

It's crazy to me people buy into the whole fentanyl poisoning thing with cops. You can't get an overdose by skin contact, that's not how the drug works at all.

They just use that to cover up the fact cops get high on it frequently and can't pass a drug test.

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No surprise, the government sold crack in the 80s. They're just pushing what's popular now.

there is no physical equality, thats why we have the olympics lol..

look at a picture of kevin hart standing next to Shaq.. lol

When I was kid we used to drive random construction equipment. We were shit, but they always had a key under the mat or in the ashtray

Most of these machines have a manufacturer-universal key. These machines do not abide by automobile conventions for operation.

This is to say that the person who knows how to operate the machine also has access to the key regardless of whether a key is in the ignition. The standard for disabling machines like this is to remove the “night-key”, which disables the battery and therefore the ignition. The problem with that is the universal nature of night-keys.

Edit to add that a lot of forklifts operate pretty similarly to autos, besides the rear-wheel steering. The mini gradeall in the pic takes a little more knowledge to get moving but an average driver could figure it out in a couple minutes.

How about if we reclassify the Civil War as a Youth Sport? Then all those Confederate monuments are banned.

It's weird. It's almost as if testosterone can impact one's muscle mass or something.

"Stranded in Dildo Cove" sounds like a country song.

Jimmy Kimmel is also the honorary Mayor. He did a few bits on his show pre-covid.

https://youtu.be/wK3HWT7NIN4

Pigeons only fly "home". Who trained this pigeon to recognise a prison cell as home?

"This is the song Starting off our medley"

2025: Chinese Colleges are giving 1 to fall in love or lose social credit

Rando CarDrivian?

This guy robs

Because it’s the cove near the town of Dildo, Newfoundland most likely.