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ReginaldSP t1_jeep8bt wrote
Reply to FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
oh, so we should ban casinos. THAT'S the real problem.
captHij t1_jeeowe9 wrote
Reply to comment by wascilly_wabbit in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
The dude was not trans so we had to have a six year waiting period to mourn before using the situation for political advantage.
/s
tkburro t1_jeenqsb wrote
Reply to comment by NessyComeHome in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
webb exposed the fact that the dea/cia was getting information from some narcos who were smuggling drugs into the states, and that a dea or cia operative squashed a few charges for those narcos.
he never even claimed that “the cia is smuggling drugs into inner cities” or that there was a plot to addict americans to drugs.
i’m an anti-drug war leftist who has no love for the government, but the whole webb story is so blown out of proportion on the internet it’s become a fairytale.
bryan_pieces t1_jeenemt wrote
Reply to FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
Damn I forgot it was 58 people. How awful.
Mental_Cut8290 t1_jeencee wrote
Reply to comment by 7HauntedDays in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Punching usually kills people because of the... fall!
LatinCanandian t1_jeenbo4 wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Cops will be cops
Mental_Cut8290 t1_jeen73a wrote
Reply to comment by SherifGames in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Difference there is the teachers and administration do see the instigation. Same outcome though.
tkburro t1_jeemxqt wrote
Reply to comment by magnumdongchad in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
she was a civilian employee of a cop union.
anyone can order this shit from overseas, it doesn’t take much.
Jthundercleese t1_jeemwtj wrote
Reply to comment by yallxtrippin in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
I just have a... thorough imagination.
hollyjazzy t1_jeemnde wrote
Reply to comment by FryOneFatManic in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Yep, bones don’t mend easily when you’re older and often a broken hip can mean bed bound for a very long time, at an elderly age, that can mean the rest of their lives.
FUThead2016 t1_jeemaba wrote
Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Maybe he was doing it ironically
TheSpeakingScar t1_jeelvbb wrote
Reply to comment by SherifGames in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
And we wonder why there have been so many school shootings..
miken322 t1_jeelsbs wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Back the Blues?
Devz0r t1_jeelfz9 wrote
Reply to comment by TurdFerguson416 in Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc
Sure there are individual differences, but males and females are different classes when it comes to athletic performance. https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/4vcxd0/almost_all_men_are_stronger_than_almost_all_women/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x The average male is much stronger than the average female. It’s a bell curve, and these difference are more pronounced when you compare the extreme ends of the bell curves, where the athletes reside.
As of a year ago, there have only been 34 WNBA dunks ever (24 by Brittany Griner). Meanwhile, 5’7” Spud Webb dunked over 7’7” Manute Bol.
Whako4 t1_jeel350 wrote
Reply to comment by Flash_ina_pan in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Weird In the car industry if you have cars in the garage you have to keep the keys with them
tatorpop t1_jeeko9t wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
and then blamed the housekeeper…
Jthundercleese t1_jeekf69 wrote
Reply to comment by Flash_ina_pan in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Oh well that doesn't say anything about where the keys are left.
khaalis t1_jeek9hl wrote
Reply to comment by theshogun02 in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Cops are just criminal gangs with badges, unions and good lawyers.
Page-This t1_jeejfpz wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
“This is the National Police Officer’s Association calling for our annual fundraising campaign…”
I had no idea this was a drug cartel investment opportunity
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QuirrelsTurban t1_jeeir1i wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Police unions are a joke.
MithandirsGhost t1_jeeimbx wrote
Reply to comment by T1pple in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Lol. Yeah I meant /s
pichael289 t1_jeeilhk wrote
Reply to comment by assjackal in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
My sheriff is that asshole you saw with the big ass hat that was on Tucker Carlson. He got rid of the narcan in my county (Butler county Ohio, between Cincinnati and Dayton) at the peak of the opiate crisis. This is one of those kind of people. Scared everyone to death and in the same breath told us our neighbors and family members don't deserve to be saved. We lost hundreds of people, I lost my best friend. This shit is no threat to normal people, but anyone who so much as takes a pill they aren't sure about is at risk of death. Asshole also fought against any and all rehab facilities, made sure there were few resources to actually fight this issue. It's a political tool, a scare tactic. But when it comes to actually fixing the problem they chose to sweep it under the rug. We've got college kids overdosing on bad Adderall, but there's this "the junkies get what they deserve" sentiment hanging around. It's all theater, a big political fucking circus
T1pple t1_jeeii2r wrote
Reply to comment by MithandirsGhost in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Lol I love the messed up /s as /a. So do you ACTUALLY mean it? /a
JerryKook t1_jeepbq0 wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I hate prank videos. I especially don't get the ones of couples frequently pranking each other. What kind of life do they live?