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Phlanispo t1_jeevbzt wrote
Reply to Jim’s Mowing founder Jim Penman secedes from Victoria, declares himself king by SnooStories6404
Wow, this is crazy. Jim's Mowing is a pretty big company, although they often pretend to be small for marketing purposes. Apparently the founder has always been crazy, I guess.
TurdFerguson416 t1_jeev5zb wrote
Reply to comment by Devz0r in Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc
i know, its a joke from a rogan special.. lol.. about how "women can do everything a man can do" but he says that doesnt work because men cant even do all the things a man can do and points out him and shaq lol..
men are stronger, faster and bigger in general..
ReginaldSP t1_jeeuwsm wrote
Reply to comment by captHij in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
It takes a truly exceptional idiot to bankrupt a casino. Dude is really something special.
BoyEatsDrumMachine t1_jeeukm1 wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
The War On Drugs was always about people in power getting to sell drugs.
Hip_Hop_Hippos t1_jeeuh6d wrote
Reply to comment by Jthundercleese in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
I wonder if that’s purposeful because some of them don’t have keys.
AnAsianBandito t1_jeethho wrote
Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
he just like me fr
ktElwood t1_jeetha3 wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
Rich white people pushing opioids should get shot in america, not kids in schools.
Commercial_Board6680 t1_jeetd2w wrote
Reply to Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
A former neighbor of mine had a very similar problem of cars careening around the sharp corner and ending up next to his porch, chewing up his lawn/garden in the process. One truck demolished the vegetable stand he had out front. He wanted to put up a border wall (stone wall) all along his property, which he had to fight town hall for permission. He told them if they wouldn't permit it, he'd start suing the town for recompense since they haven't done a damn thing to stop the speeding traffic. He ended up with a border wall.
[deleted] t1_jeet7p2 wrote
Reply to comment by pichael289 in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
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speedloafer t1_jeesx7z wrote
Reply to FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
He claimed to a professional gambler who "preferred playing video poker". I thought professional gamblers need an edge. How are you getting an edge on Video poker? There is no skill in pressing a button, its just RNG. Like all slots, its just down to pure luck that you are at the winning machine. No?
captHij t1_jeesmjc wrote
Reply to comment by ReginaldSP in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
Remember, people do not kill casinos.... oh wait, except for Donald Trump. He kills casinos.
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2pacalypso t1_jeesat4 wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
So not a cartel?
RockyMountainHigh- t1_jeerueo wrote
Reply to FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
So another good guy with a gun that went bad. If only we had some way to know this. Like a crystal ball or magic 8 ball.
🎱 🔮
Biff_Malibu_69 t1_jeersbz wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
She could use a big dose.
Jman50k t1_jeer046 wrote
No kid ever asked for one, so…
EvilFroeschken t1_jeeqa6c wrote
Reply to comment by xetal1 in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
This is amazing. This must be 100% compliance to EU privacy policies. You see and can deselect every 3rd party individually. Never saw anything like this before. Lol.
Ya_Boy_Satan t1_jeepzo6 wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
They framed the secretary did they?
iamthecheesethatsbig t1_jeeprrw wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Burn them at the stake
shrekstiny t1_jeephll wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
Huh that's a weird way to spell trafficking drugs
SherifGames t1_jeepckw wrote
Reply to comment by Mental_Cut8290 in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Once a student filmed himself getting bullied to show evidence to his principle. The principle was on the side of the bully and the victim got punished for filming him without his consent. The principle was afraid that they'd get sued by the parents of the bully for having been filmed.
heroini t1_jeevf41 wrote
Reply to comment by bryan_pieces in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
The count is officially 60