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Riptide360 t1_jef5644 wrote
Anti-gay law going into effect?
Norjac t1_jef531f wrote
Reply to comment by TwentySevenNihilists in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Imagine putting actual effort into something.
Devz0r t1_jef51p0 wrote
Reply to comment by TurdFerguson416 in Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc
Yeah it’s never about trans men because it’s not about trans, it’s about male advantages. But I think trans men competing against cis women is an even bigger deal if they’re taking testosterone bc they’re literally roided up females. I think there should be a cis woman only league because they’re the only people who haven’t experienced male levels of testosterone which permanently changes the body
Tom-ocil t1_jef4u46 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc
> I pointed out that claiming anything as simple as basic "men and women have differences in physiology" isn't that basic.
It's as simple and basic as "human beings have two eyes." Yes, outlier cases exist, but for the most part, it's truth.
FawksyBoxes t1_jef4ozk wrote
Reply to comment by hotfezz81 in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
More like, "Why are they focusing on this and not establishing universal healthcare, gun control, or protecting basic medical rights for people."
FawksyBoxes t1_jef4hrc wrote
Reply to comment by CitationNeededBadly in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
Those trophies go back to the 1940's
Ahelex t1_jef4eq9 wrote
Reply to comment by Finvy in Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
Landover CarDrivian.
ackillesBAC t1_jef4d4q wrote
Reply to comment by khaalis in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Definitely not all cops, but some are and that is a major major problem
FawksyBoxes t1_jef4a31 wrote
Reply to comment by blazelet in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
Universal healthcare, gun control, ensuring people's basic medical rights are protected.
TurdFerguson416 t1_jef448o wrote
Reply to comment by Devz0r in Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc
ahh, yeah i can see that but was not my intention.. I think its a joke that guys can lose in their division and declare they are women to dominate.
im not aware of any rules that prevent woman from playing in a mens league, it just doesnt happen for obvious biological reasons lol.. cant help but notice these debates are never around trans men. lol
Mobely t1_jef3xj3 wrote
Reply to comment by ReginaldSP in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
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herbdoc2012 t1_jef3wo0 wrote
Reply to comment by magnumdongchad in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
My ex neighbor in Irvine was just busted for selling POUNDS of fentanyl over 10 YEARS and I heard him bragging about making a extra 500k a year after Covid before they busted him and now they are letting him narc and covering up that he sold this shit for yers and NO TELLING how many kids he killed and now he walks away while they rent his crib out to someone else today!
ReginaldSP t1_jef2nea wrote
Reply to comment by Mobely in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
On a totally unrelated subject - I'm sure it's completely inapplicable - I tried to build a house recently without a hammer and nails and boy, I have to say, it was WAY harder and took way, way longer. It wasn't impossible, but it sure was difficult.
AbigailxThrowaway t1_jef1upu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
This. The war on drugs was terrible and affected anyone living in a low income area, nobody cared about the countless suburban kids doing drugs around school.
Mobely t1_jef1ope wrote
Reply to comment by ReginaldSP in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
i mean, in addition to guns.
Throwaway08080909070 t1_jef0v5l wrote
> The Ethiopian Ministry of Foreign Affairs said Ugandans belonging to a religious cult in eastern Uganda fled from their villages to Ethiopia during the past few weeks.
...Well I have to say that's nowhere on my bingo card.
neotericnewt t1_jeez8d3 wrote
Reply to comment by gone_offroad in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
...right, this is exactly what I said above. The only person saying she suffered from an "acute heart issue" is the woman in question. Considering she was totally fine by the time she got to the hospital and an "acute heart issue" isn't a thing, it sounds like she just freaked out and wasn't actually harmed in any way.
Devz0r t1_jeez49b wrote
Reply to comment by TurdFerguson416 in Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc
My mistake. I am familiar with that joke. I just know that I’ve seen a ton of people unironically and seriously saying that it’s ok for males to compete with females because Michael Phelps and LeBron James have physical advantages over other males, too.
TwentySevenNihilists t1_jeeyukd wrote
Reply to comment by Norjac in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
The effort you had to put into this....
fleetadmiralj t1_jeey2n1 wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
When you have people joining the police for the thrill of waving their guns around and beating up on poor people and minorities, its not a big leap towards those cops actually promoting crime so they can do those things even more
neotericnewt t1_jeey0d8 wrote
Reply to comment by Kailaylia in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
The doctor isn't the person that said she suffered an acute heart issue, she is. She's the only person saying she suffered an acute heart issue. An "acute heart issue" isn't a medical term. It isn't a thing.
She freaked out about a bucket on her head and was totally fine before she even got to the hospital.
TwentySevenNihilists t1_jeexuya wrote
Reply to comment by Jthundercleese in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
"controls neutralized" is the part that addresses the keys being taken out, or some measure taken to ensure that some random idiot can't drive off in your telehandler.
neotericnewt t1_jeexly7 wrote
Reply to comment by redwolf587 in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
>What people mean when they say they'll fight, they mean because of ~unknown danger~
Sure, and what you're talking about is a total overreaction to the situation. Sorry but if your first thought is that you're going to die when you take that bucket off your head and see some kids laughing, you're the one with some serious issues. That's not a reasonable conclusion to draw and wouldn't justify you beating children until they needed to be hospitalized.
Ray_Pingeau t1_jeewisj wrote
Turns out the pope was just really hung over on communion wine
venturoo t1_jef5e5w wrote
Reply to comment by ackillesBAC in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Wrong