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tinainthebar t1_jef9vtv wrote
Reply to comment by WaytoomanyUIDs in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
£50 is checkup for the family. Fillings and crowns etc are extra - £65 for a filling, £280 for a crown/denture/etc
opensourcefranklin t1_jef9uo9 wrote
Reply to comment by JerryKook in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Scripted fake lives
5uper5kunk t1_jef9lhj wrote
Reply to comment by HYPERBOLE_TRAIN in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Yep, I work in industry where I'm constantly dealing with rented industrial equipment and I have a zippered pouch with like 75 to 100 random keys in it that I've accumulated over the years. I have never fail to be able to start any piece of keyless equipment that have I come across so long as it's something I've rented before.
Rosebunse t1_jef9hpg wrote
Reply to FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
I don't understand. I really don't. I'm not saying to kill anyone, but why not go after the actual execs? Why go after innocent people? Again, Im not saying you should kill anyone, but it would make more sense. Fuck, why not just not gamble? Why not just go buy a nice dinner, hire some prostitutes, and have a nice life? Why ruin everything?
Errantry_ t1_jef9cmw wrote
Reply to comment by ackillesBAC in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
When there are growing and existing examples of cops doing criminal shit, I think its a systemic issue that places the blame on all cops that continue to take partake in a system that is broken and corrupt
Rosebunse t1_jef983d wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
Especially in Vegas. There are so many clubs, prostitutes, places to eat.
XKeyscore666 t1_jef9028 wrote
Reply to comment by Jthundercleese in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Yeah, when it gets turned off/on 50+ times a day it seems a little silly to pull the key every time.
blondechinesehair t1_jef8wmg wrote
Reply to comment by Gmaleron in FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
I’m gonna file this under “don’t kill 58 people regardless”
Wonka_Stompa t1_jef8s1q wrote
Gettem outta there! It’s too horny!
Commie_EntSniper t1_jef8r44 wrote
Reply to Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
It wasn't the 7th or 8th crash that had him move.
FactsAboutThings t1_jef8kfo wrote
Reply to comment by AbuQittun in Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc
Bone density and skeletal development, much more than just muscle mass
Padgriffin t1_jef8aw1 wrote
Reply to comment by Raynafur in Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
That’s exactly what they’ve done. The problem is that the house isn’t inhabitable rn because of structural damage caused by someone hitting it anyways.
theonetruefishboy t1_jef89wo wrote
Christianity is a helluva drug
acc060 t1_jef8962 wrote
Reply to comment by SherifGames in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
A lot of the time, in my personal experience being bullied, admin and teachers love the bullies. I once had a girl crash into my car and drive away in our school parking lot. A different girl who was walking to her car had caught it in a Snapchat video and sent it to me. The police officer we had on campus said the girl was “a good kid and would never do that” even after I showed her the video. They completely refused to help me or even look at the security cameras until my dad came to school with his lawyer on the phone and suddenly everything became “a misunderstanding”
Commie_EntSniper t1_jef87y0 wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
It's like every time we turn over a blue rock, there's disgusting malevolence.
theonetruefishboy t1_jef87n2 wrote
Reply to comment by Riptide360 in Ethiopia confirms mass entry of Ugandans fleeing 'doomsday' by _Lord_Infamous
The refugees are members of a Christian Doomsday cult who were convinced they needed to flee to avoid the end of the world.
SwayzeOfArabia t1_jef715w wrote
Wonder if he had poperoni
btross t1_jef6pwk wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
>I'm not saying it's acceptable to prank strangers like this [I'm just all over this post telling everyone it's no big deal, thereby implying it's acceptable]
mamawantsallama t1_jef62ty wrote
Reply to comment by herbdoc2012 in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Damn. Stay classy OC
[deleted] t1_jef5zji wrote
Reply to comment by Riptide360 in Ethiopia confirms mass entry of Ugandans fleeing 'doomsday' by _Lord_Infamous
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TA-Sentinels2022 t1_jef5tef wrote
Reply to comment by TheGrayBox in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
>The regulation you’re talking about doesn’t exist.
Excellent.
So what the tits is your point?
Everyone except you, internationally, has a defined accepted standard for what constitutes craft brewing but fuck all them.
Is that it? Is that, literally, all you have?
Kinda sad, tbh. I'll pour one out for you and it might even be a legitimate craft brew.
Ma1eficent t1_jef5pqg wrote
Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Keep Portland weird; check.
improbableyam t1_jef5o3o wrote
Relatable.
TwentySevenNihilists t1_jef5fo5 wrote
Reply to comment by Norjac in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Pass.
Nakedstar t1_jef9w87 wrote
Reply to comment by TowarzyszSowiet in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Clearly I missed that line