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Miserable_Figure7876 t1_jd663y0 wrote
Reply to I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
I've got like eighteen toes now because of those James River Assembly assholes. I really wish they'd stop praying for miracles, because it's hard to find shoes.
sourdoughbreadlover t1_jd6330h wrote
Reply to comment by hardisonthefloor in I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
I still have all ten. Just want another middle finger or to replace one. Not sure yet.
hardisonthefloor OP t1_jd62kk7 wrote
Reply to comment by sourdoughbreadlover in I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
For real, if god is just handing out fingers and toes I’m gonna stop wasting time being careful while cooking or doing woodwork.
New_Boot_Goofin11 t1_jd62inz wrote
Reply to comment by hardisonthefloor in I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
😂 incredible. Thanks!
halp-im-lost t1_jd62db6 wrote
Reply to comment by Fantastic_Mind_1386 in I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
Three toes*
hardisonthefloor OP t1_jd6210v wrote
Reply to comment by New_Boot_Goofin11 in I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
The original post of facebook was removed, but I found this article about it. Toes.
sourdoughbreadlover t1_jd61yam wrote
Reply to I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
I need another finger. Hook me up.
New_Boot_Goofin11 t1_jd61uzd wrote
Reply to comment by Fantastic_Mind_1386 in I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
Oh wow that is something. Thanks for the explanation!
Fantastic_Mind_1386 t1_jd61nou wrote
Reply to comment by halp-im-lost in I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
Blessed are the gullible, for they shall inherit the toes.
Fantastic_Mind_1386 t1_jd61kg3 wrote
Reply to comment by New_Boot_Goofin11 in I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
Allegedly the pastor of James River Church faith healed someone into regrowing a missing toe…
vainamo- t1_jd61584 wrote
halp-im-lost t1_jd60fa8 wrote
Reply to I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
I think it was Joplin but yeah…. Toes….
New_Boot_Goofin11 t1_jd60cd2 wrote
Reply to I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
Can someone help me out here? I'm totally lost and a Google search didn't help.
_ism_ t1_jd5zw1i wrote
Reply to I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
for once i get a local meme
ArmEveryCitizen t1_jd5yiqb wrote
Reply to comment by itsmeclaytonlee in I stopped drinking a few months ago by itsmeclaytonlee
Indeed, smashing my pipes after starting MA was a huge event for me that will ring in my ears for years to come. The end of an era. Hope you got the same benefit from this experience!
ArmEveryCitizen t1_jd5yd80 wrote
Reply to comment by itsmeclaytonlee in I stopped drinking a few months ago by itsmeclaytonlee
Good man!!
Wheres_Wally t1_jd5wkrg wrote
Reply to I stopped drinking a few months ago by itsmeclaytonlee
just want to say I'm proud of you!
ChewML t1_jd5spj5 wrote
Reply to comment by Abstracted_Prophets in I need help learning how to drive. by Abstracted_Prophets
Yikes, I don't know what Branson's route would be... I would try a nearby town.
Can I ask what part was the hardest or biggest deduction?
[deleted] OP t1_jd5sj7b wrote
Reply to comment by Cthepo in Blue Room's "Old Man Willy" has been a staple in the Springfield comedy scene for years by [deleted]
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kamikazektard t1_jd5s38t wrote
Reply to comment by itsmeclaytonlee in I stopped drinking a few months ago by itsmeclaytonlee
You are amazing. Be you!
itsmeclaytonlee OP t1_jd5rxrp wrote
Reply to comment by Live-Associate-2911 in I stopped drinking a few months ago by itsmeclaytonlee
Im glad you are too, kind internet stranger 🖤 Doesn’t matter if you’re late to this party because none of us will be too drunk when you get here 😅
itsmeclaytonlee OP t1_jd5rs4h wrote
Reply to comment by Goofterslam1 in I stopped drinking a few months ago by itsmeclaytonlee
That’s also a tough one! I’ve stopped smoking recently (maybe a month ago) and while I didn’t think I was ready (had to for probation) my body must’ve because I didn’t have too many cravings. Definitely lost some weight and leaned heavily on zzzquil
itsmeclaytonlee OP t1_jd5rku4 wrote
Reply to comment by jttIII in I stopped drinking a few months ago by itsmeclaytonlee
3 DWIs, failing relationships, a realization of mortality and starting to care for my health, my wallet appreciates. Quite the laundry list of issues it caused. Alcoholism runs in my family and while I don’t plan on having kids, I wasn’t willing to let this generational curse put me 6 ft under any sooner that necessary
bellsouth_kmart t1_jd66mhf wrote
Reply to I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor
Holy guacamole haha 😄