Recent comments in /f/springfieldMO
CandyBoBandDandy t1_jdj9vib wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
They're claiming that they'll be able to start raising people from the dead soon.
It's a full-on cult now, and they're not even trying to hide it.
Apathetic_Optimist t1_jdj8cw1 wrote
There aren’t enough words in any language to describe how much I hate this with every fiber of my being
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Reply to Toe Meme Megathread by var23
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strangemud t1_jdj56n3 wrote
Content we love to see
neocarl6188 t1_jdj4igz wrote
Would this type of thing be a foot fetishists's dream or nightmare?
Small-Fondant7011 t1_jdj43dr wrote
Reply to Smoothie Thirst by Anima_EB
Tropical Smoothie right off campbell by Bairs i think has a drive thru
randomname10131013 t1_jdj3wy4 wrote
Reply to comment by Ten-4RubberDucky in Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
I agree… We have the technology.
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdj3ouq wrote
Reply to comment by randomname10131013 in Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
You should set up trail cameras so we can have proof next time.
randomname10131013 t1_jdj3e74 wrote
Sooner or later, their entire congregation is going to be able to walk on water.
FaintlyInherit97 t1_jdj2q4v wrote
I would do everything with my feet at that point
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdj2pf5 wrote
Reply to comment by MacAttack2015 in Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
Looks like you're all thumbs.
lydia_videll t1_jdj2nrs wrote
Reply to comment by MacAttack2015 in Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
I was wondering why my shoes were tight today.
MacAttack2015 t1_jdj2esf wrote
I prayed to God and now I am a thumb-thumb.
huscarlaxe t1_jdj1dqq wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
I wonder how they haven't thought yet to say Jesus told people he healed to go and tell no one. So we're not going to show the evidence. It seems like an easy out that any charlatan would know. By charlatan I mean of course the preacher at James River.
dangtuvhnt t1_jdj15gi wrote
‟We’d like to welcome your species to Starfleet”
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdj10dg wrote
I was just driving by "Six Flags Over Jesus" and, suddenly, felt a warm sensation in my shoe.
chey_chey888 t1_jdizlsd wrote
Reply to comment by mysickfix in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Personally as someone who grew up in the church and has stepped away but still believes in God it would do the complete opposite to me....I wouldn't want to believe in a God who let's children get sex trafficked but is out here regrowing random toes
MisRox79 t1_jdizbh2 wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
I was just getting my nails done and someone else in the shop who goes there said the woman was just too overwhelmed right now to provide evidence. Not too overwhelmed to provide testimony though…….
ShroomHex t1_jdiy772 wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
I'm glad to see a church finally recognized for what it is. Money hungry people willing to steal from those people that believe in something with all their heart. Religion is a poison and I'm glad to see Missouri folk are slowly starting to see that!
P.S. I'm well aware not EVERY person in any given church is evil and knows that they're lying and scamming. It only takes a few bad actors with power and money to control the religious. Look at all the TV evangelists for example.
External_Staff_300 t1_jdiww2y wrote
Reply to comment by CaptainAricDeron in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Bullseye
GutterGrooves t1_jdiw8xp wrote
Reply to This week on r/springfieldMO by biggeenosaurus
It toe-tally happened, no need toe check.
bradleysballs t1_jdiuzxh wrote
Reply to comment by Hot-Pea-9673 in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
you're thinking of a guest pastor who happened to be there that week. not defending them at all lmao, this just isn't accurate at all
the_honeyman t1_jdj9x3d wrote
Reply to Toe Meme Megathread by var23
Praise Toesus. Things were getting out of foot.