Recent comments in /f/springfieldMO
[deleted] t1_jdjt2v5 wrote
NotBatman81 t1_jdjssbi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This week on r/springfieldMO by biggeenosaurus
The bot abides.
vors9109 t1_jdjsqcu wrote
Reply to comment by OmniFella in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
What we have here is a series of victimless crimes.
AMuricanof1776 t1_jdjruzl wrote
Reply to Toe Meme Megathread by var23
Thank you! I was this close to unsubscribing from this subreddit. Sick and tired of seeing mutant feet pop up on my feed.
Digital-Latte t1_jdjrsil wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Toe Meme Megathread by var23
Quinton Tarantino is about to become religious lol.
NotBatman81 t1_jdjrfvx wrote
Reply to comment by SweetSewerRat in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife's toes.
NotBatman81 t1_jdjqzud wrote
Reply to James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Until you get down to 2 or 3 on a foot, a toe is more of a nice to have. Your body recalibrates its balance when you lose one. The worst possible outcome is you look funny wearing sandals.
On the other hand, we have amputee veterans struggling with day to day life. People with birth defects that destroy their quality of life. TBI victims who have lost their minds. Loved ones dying from cancer or alzheimers or diabetes or some other malady.
This clown gets a cheat code to regenerate body parts and uses it on a fellow useless appendage. Krissy, wake up! I don't like this!
SansSheriff_MO t1_jdjqhi4 wrote
Reply to comment by BetterMakeAnAccount in Smoothie Thirst by Anima_EB
There’s one in ozark. The only one I’ve seen around here
cajunheaven t1_jdjqber wrote
Head or toes you won.
cktk9 t1_jdjpqn4 wrote
Reply to It’s crazy that we still have congestion on James River to 65 after adding another lane by Gingersnap5322
The numbers of cars increase to fill extra lanes added. Its a known phenomenon.
I always arrive late and leave late to work to skip the rush hour. Definitely keeps my blood pressure lower.
hihellohi765 t1_jdjpma9 wrote
Reply to comment by JH-DM in James River gets pretty upset and stops answering the phone if you ask about the toes. by mysickfix
Care to elaborate?
[deleted] t1_jdjp1b3 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Actual_Pope in /r/SpringfieldMO random discussion thread by AutoModerator
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Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdjojoy wrote
Reply to comment by NotBatman81 in Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
>You're ankles deep in Jesus Culture my webbed friend.
Ankles deep in holy water? JRC have a sewage back up going on that's covering Highway 65?
Spastic_pinkie t1_jdjohdo wrote
This must be the person Crocs were made for. (Crocs are still a very comfy shoe)
stlbucket t1_jdjogh0 wrote
Reply to comment by exhusband2bears in Toe Meme Megathread by var23
Benway23 t1_jdjoc3z wrote
Reply to comment by Ten-4RubberDucky in Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
Those bastards, I'm in...
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdjo7fn wrote
Reply to comment by Benway23 in Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
25% yearly toward the "The Rapture Coaster" construction fund.
Benway23 t1_jdjnyjj wrote
How much of a tithe for a new liver?
Setter_sws t1_jdjmxuf wrote
Reply to Toe Meme Megathread by var23
Something about miracle grow... But miracle toe.
NotBatman81 t1_jdjlx4q wrote
Reply to comment by Ten-4RubberDucky in Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
You're ankles deep in Jesus Culture my webbed friend.
[deleted] t1_jdjlwbn wrote
The_Actual_Pope t1_jdjlp6b wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in /r/SpringfieldMO random discussion thread by AutoModerator
Yeah, and that list probably isn't enforceable unless they just need a business license. Also I reckon they're just pretending to do necromancy.
micropeen420 t1_jdjlm9a wrote
Reply to Toe Meme Megathread by var23
Can we organize a #ShowTheToe protest?
Olliethedragon45 t1_jdjl8wn wrote
R/Springfieldtoes
Vulture_Ocoee t1_jdjt2zo wrote
Reply to Something Toetally Cool Happened to Me by Ten-4RubberDucky
I just called James River and told them I grew an extra toe on each foot… the secretary literally took my message and said the “pastor” would call me back soon.