What, you want to give the fish toilets? Dam Libruls and their nature these days, smh...

/s for the dull ones

Almost half a million people in the metro is fucking "mass" enough to need a public transit system.

Happy cake day

Don't think the thought hasn't already crossed my mind...

https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a30875984/coq-au-vin-recipe/

neighborhood problem and dinner solved

Except the bible literally says that Jesus gave his disciples the power to cure all diseases, dispel spirits, and even raise the dead. In fact, he commanded them to do just that:

>Matthew 10: 5-8 5 These twelve Jesus sent out, instructing them, “Go nowhere among the Gentiles and enter no town of the Samaritans, 6 but go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. 7 And proclaim as you go, saying, ‘The kingdom of heaven is at hand.’ 8 Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse lepers, cast out demons.

The penguins were riding the sharks. It's over for us all.

Depends on your work schedule I suppose... if you're a person who crashes out at 5 or 6 A.M. it's a bit of a nuisance.

Walked through the building for a normal maintenance call and came home to 8 toes on one foot

Great insight. Thanks for sharing.

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a CANDYGRAM! OH BOY!

Different area codes.

it’s just so hard to find people who sell because it’s so under wraps w the illegality of it all lmao

that’s the thing tho like i got a good amount of friends and none of them know anyone that sells or even does shrooms so I just resorted to asking to on here w the off chance of someone knowing something but ig u are right. just figured maybe someone knew someone on here that sells to a few people but i’ll just keep asking around

Bro you know he’ll get a busy signal calling himself 😂

Meet people. Make friends. Be social. Eventually you might find someone who knows someone. You’re in college; a great way to meet new people in itself.

It’s a bad idea to sell to unknown people, or to meet unknown people to buy, because if shit goes sideways, you can’t run to the cops (on the off chance you weren’t buying or selling to cops in the first place).

Someone overheard me saying I was gonna blow the place up without a chance to wipe

That’s just what a cop would say

v funny

Because it’s a shithole?

Thank you for the one serious answer.

The non-serious answers were funny tho

Welcome to our capitalist hellscape. We are advertised to constantly. It’s grotesque.

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The company implemented gambling inside their stores 2 or 3 years ago, just before I quit working for the company