So she is open and honest with her thoughts on what she thinks is an embarrassing subject. Even if you think she lied or exaggerated it should have been taken as a move to show how much she values you and your company. Instead you have used it as an excuse to make it all about you and your feelings and also let her and yourself down by putting yourself in a worse mental state through substance abuse. Either you need to get better in a hurry and quit this woah is me shit or get away from her before you suck her into your shit. Don't put this on her honestly with you, this is on you. She doesn't deserve to bear that either.

Fix it.

I'm sure he'd prefer to pull his own up

Maybe try to improve based on what she said? Obviously with her consent

Did he die, are you either a doctor or undertaker? If not, move on.

This is hardly worth worrying about

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No problem, that’s why we are here for. Except on the “serious” subs duhhh Otherwise thank you, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waiter.

must be one from the old wizard legacy

So you assume she’s lying and feel bad about what would be the truth in your head?

Nah, it’s more like “If something embarrassing happens, pretend you didn’t see it”. The way he fell off, it didn’t look like he would’ve been injured, but I should’ve asked if he was okay regardless which was a fuck up

So, here's the thing. Kids are incredibly sensitive and it's extremely harmful to expose them to adult content or really anything above their age level. You owe your sister a big, sincere apology.

You need to be more responsible as a human being. If you are unable to behave and monitor what you do or give access to children, it is best you avoid meeting children.

They made fun of your robe and wizard hat? TURN THEM INTO FROGS

>and follower of bro code

But seriously. "Ignore people right in front of you who might be injured" isn't part of the bro code. What weird version of this do you have.

Haha! It's ok. People are usually way too busy thinking about themself or having their own anxieties. No one will remember it. You should read " the subtle art of not giving a fuck" book. I can see a fellow over thinking, over caring and anxious person hence the advice.

violating the bro code by not running over and pulling the guys pants back up

Damn, imagine just getting women to ask to date you.

That powder is the same stuff they put in those water cooling neck wrap tube things, and in “core coolers” for dogs. It’s really neat stuff, well, except after a kid pees, of course.

Her, weeks later: "wait, what if he didn't say 'stockin meat' and he actually said 'stalking me'? Damn it, Julie."

Thank you!

I think so? Maybe it’s Shrimpfest… I haven’t been since I was a kid and was making a poor attempt at a joke lol

So I found this on the "Texas Administrative Code" website (Title 22, Part 9, Chapter 165):

"(2) Electronic Format. (A) The physician responding to a request for such information to be provided in electronic format shall be entitled to receive a reasonable, cost-based fee for providing the requested information in electronic format. (B) A reasonable fee for providing the requested records in electronic format shall be a charge of no more than: $25 for 500 pages or less; $50 for more than 500 pages."

Both requests ended up being around 250 pages (in electronic format) so hopefully if I am charged it won't be more than $50

https://texreg.sos.state.tx.us/public/readtac$ext.TacPage?sl=R&app=9&p_dir=&p_rloc=&p_tloc=&p_ploc=&pg=1&p_tac=&ti=22&pt=9&ch=165&rl=2

I should’ve helped the guy up, instead of ignoring what was probably a mortifying experience for him

Fair criticism, just the title I thought of in the moment and ran with it lol

I left my wand at home

Haven’t been, do they have something unlimited?

Hey OP check my other comment:

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/124nrso/comment/je14rp6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3