Creamsicle float seems apropos.

Did you ever consider that intelligent adults don't make comparisons to one of the most evil regimes for nonsense like a scooter?

The FBI has, or at least at one point had, a facility in Chinatown.

A whole guy? Not 3/4 of a guy?

love the username

Ay yo when are we gonna legalize ranch brotendo?! BIRD UP!

I really don’t like going to the city anymore

Its school to school. But generally depends on the neighborhood. And there is drop off between upper and lower grades due to people flighting out of the city or sending kids to private schools

Amen and happy cake day

Not Dr. Ricochet

You don’t wanna work for them. Fuck Sinclair.

“Based on these stastistics”

and they're fucking fun, especially when they go faster than 10 mph

It is entirely possible the MOU has been changed again but not posted on the website. The FBI Police operate under the authority granted by the Federal Protective Service, and their MOU/MOA states they have expanded jurisdiction within 300 feet of any federal property.

Another possibility is that the vehicle committed a traffic offense that raises it above a citation into criminal territory. If that's the case, Federal Law Enforcement Officers may choose to use the Assimilative Crimes Act to stop a person or vehicle and effect an arrest for an equivalent State (or in this case District) crime and have it tried in Federal Court.

u ever consider that the phrase "muriel bowser's gestapo" was not entirely serious

Dan's cafe. Order anything.

DC does not have a crime problem.

If someone is yelling in DC, it means it’s just another day ending in Y

Counterpoint: Why risk catching criminal assault charges in the process of self defense when normal pepper spray accomplishes the same thing for less risk?

Sounds like Ethiopian food would be a perfect fit if you avoid the chicken dishes (they are often served with a whole, hard-boiled egg added in) and confirm the restaurant only uses teff (a type of millet) in their injera. I would suggest Das in Georgetown or Dukem on U Street, as many of the other popular restaurants are small mom-and-pops that might be more difficult to coordinate the special dietary needs. Note that some dishes are traditionally cooked with butter so you’ll need them to walk you through those. But it is clarified butter/ghee, in case the milk solids are the allergen.

>Congressional staff make up 20-25,000 jobs in DC

Do they tho? They're a rounding error compared to the executive branch.

Not surprised, just tired of them.

any recs? enjoyed fancy radish on H st

Sorry that this happened.

For those that do not know:

Metro Center, all of the major hubs, but especially Metro Center has multiple workers and police — walk up to them, and ask for help if you find yourself in a situation such as this.

Wow that must be a post accident Lexus RX350, I’ve never seen one resemble a Honda Accord coupe so perfectly

Which stops are your biggest gripe?