That's not a nice thing to say about your mum.

They don't give a shit. They're in on the grift.

Their idea of a strong man is as thought out as their idea of an all-powerful deity.

This isn't your personal FB feed. If you can't figure it out, jog on

No, thanks.

Plan accordingly.

Greek Belly is my #1. In Branson, it's Vasken's International Deli. In Joplin, it's M&M Bistro.

I also think there's a place opening in the mall food court...not sure who.

If it weren't for this subreddit, I'd never hear of these losers.

Reddit got a real big Nextdoor vibe goin' on these days.

Did you sign a contract for the unit? If so, does it say anything about you not being able to cut your own lock? The lock is your property.

We hide our heap of trash and crime in the woods, like proper folk.

We have a crisis across the nation. It's not like the city can do much without a statewide/national support effort.

It's a chain restaurant. I've never been.

Farmer's Gastropub. So chill you could probably snooze in a booth.

Right. I didn't even bring up the death count from traffic incidents being on par with the crimes they say need more officer attention.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Custard: Andy's

Ice Cream: Braum's

Frozen Treat: Pineapple Whip

Have yer mum buy ye one of them charts with the numbered boxes.

I'm pretty sure the guys running radar aren't the ones responsible for that.

Don't speed, won't be no worries.

You are aware that it's winter, yes?

Dude, it was $39. Everything else was from him...Let's not call him Lucifer just yet.

Willard? Just take an Uber.

When I lived in Branson, people would drive the wrong way around the roundabout in my neighborhood to shave 5 seconds off their commute. Fucking infuriating.

Lakeside Forest trails. The main highlight is the bluff overlook, waterfall (wet season), and bluffside trails.