amerkanische_Frosch
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j99jv1c wrote
The key to being great is knowing how to manage a puck.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j7138t3 wrote
Reply to comment by Mornie0815 in No charges to be filed against Coloma teacher who gave John Green book to students by AndeeElizabeth09
Apparently there is a rather explicit sex scene in it between two (consenting) teenagers.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j6n99e6 wrote
I don't know what is more ridiculous, the fact that some people criticized the name, or the fact that the existence of about a dozen comments on Facebook has made this a front page story.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j6mt5og wrote
Any kind of jokes are allowed, both on Reddit and IRL, but handicapped people jokes are really very very low on the totem pole IMHO.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j6ivfwk wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Fellow goes to the doctor.
« Doc, I can barely breathe after walking only a few steps. And I even have trouble getting up after sitting down. »
Doctor replies, matter-of-factly, « I’m not surprised. You are grossly obese. You need to go on a diet. »
Fellow is outraged : « How DARE you ‘fat shame’ me. I INSIST on a second opinion! »
Doc replies: « OK, you’re ugly, too. »
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j6e0ufp wrote
That joke - I seed it but I don’t believe it.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j5qor26 wrote
I always heard this as « Get a priest! I want to convert! »
« « But darling, you’ve been an observant Jew all of your life! »
« I know, but better one of them should die than one of us. »
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j5e4k7z wrote
Reply to comment by haribo_2016 in How do you make a Caesar salad from a salad? by Ehrenlauch3000
In a French amusement park, I noticed there was a vegetarian option on a menu so I ordered it.
I was given a dish of noodles, rice and potatoes and a basket of bread.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j500eu0 wrote
Reply to comment by WalenBlekitny999 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
They usually prefer tricerabottoms.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j4zxtq8 wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I’m trisexual.
I keep on trying to have sex but they always say no.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j4sogad wrote
That is genuinely frightening.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2d2kql wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Ha ha - lucky man !
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2d1vfy wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I have found youuuuu….
(Bonus…in dubbed versions, the dubbing team has a field day picking songs in the dubbed language that fit the trope. In the Italian version, she sings the « Sempre libéra » aria from Verdi’s « La Traviata »).
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2d17dd wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Put…the candle….BACK!
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2d0hjw wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Eye-gore, please help me with the bags.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2czy3e wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I’m pretty sure it was Abby something….Abby Normal!
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2czstd wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
You won’t be angry?
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2czkgy wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Yes…say it…he was…MY BOYFRIEND!!!!
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2cz8wa wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
I am…..Frau Blucher!
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2cyszp wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Oh, thank you, Doctor!
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j2cxtnt wrote
Reply to comment by ztreHdrahciR in How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? by NetDork
Why are you talking that way?
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j25nyxm wrote
Reply to comment by One_Standard_Deviant in The Penis Study by Jealous-Treat-7238
I think there is also just a bit of : "Elite university researchers considered the issue from the point of view of men having sex with women; U. Wisconsin from the point of view of men masturbating". So the joke goes two ways (elite university researchers are getting laid; U. Wisconsin men are just jerking off).
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j1zkzlb wrote
Reply to comment by Number5MoMo in A pair loves each other, and one day, they decide to have a baby by [deleted]
The joke doesn't really work because the expression "you guys" is now often used when addressing a mixed group, or even a group of women.
I suspect the OP's original language is not English, because he used the expression "a pair", which is used in many non-English languages to describe what a native English-speaker would call "a couple".
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j1zkkx0 wrote
Reply to comment by Number5MoMo in A pair loves each other, and one day, they decide to have a baby by [deleted]
They are both gay men.
1/10.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9n5s2h wrote
Reply to Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis
Fangs very much for this joke.