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Waitsfornoone t1_jea61xq wrote

Why do we feel a need to call people out for being lazy? It's not like they did anything.

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robitj11 t1_jeafpu5 wrote

In the Southeastern US, it's called a buggy. Sorry, that was bugging me.

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raljax1 t1_jebhlg9 wrote

My wife would never call me lazy. She knows I'm not afraid of hard work. I can sit right next to it all day without being bothered in the least.

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ruslus86 t1_jebr3oc wrote

And that's how I divorced your mom for always being there for her.

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rascible t1_jebsix9 wrote

My wife says that all the time. Spoiler, I am a lazy bastard.

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AdventurousString719 t1_jebwnjl wrote

"If you've asked me to do something, just know that it will be done. You don't have to keep reminding me every 6 months!!"

  • Lazy husband
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xYouAgainx t1_jec2a2f wrote

I'm rolling with 'electric cart' instead of trolley. But take my upvote.

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mbryant869 t1_jec7d4h wrote

Why would you call a grocery cart a trolley? Trolleys carry people. A cart can carry anything. A buggy is southern slang but what we called it in Mississippi. Which is not accurate at all. But trolley is dumb. So is calling a truck a lorry. Wtf?

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bruh_bruhington t1_jec9s17 wrote

Iā€™m only 20 and I donā€™t have a wife so I donā€™t have a say in this but I would of tripped her grabbed her arm before she fell and slammed her on the ground in the frozen food isle and say ā€œcall that lazy?ā€

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cubbieco t1_jecd8bj wrote

I hate fake nsfw comments just so we have to click into the stupid article to read the punchline.

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southpaw1235 t1_jecegdl wrote

Wow just because you asked her to feed you grapes go figure

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SnooLentils3803 t1_jecsfeu wrote

Replying to robitj11 (#2,489,807)

"AĀ shopping cartĀ (American English),Ā trolleyĀ (British English,Ā Australian English), orĀ buggyĀ (Southern American English,Ā Appalachian English), also known by a variety ofĀ other names, is a wheeledĀ cartĀ supplied by aĀ shop or store." From https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart I call it "Buggy," but I'm from Oklahoma...where the shopping cart was invented. šŸ˜

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Ben716 t1_jed26pl wrote

My wife accused me of being out of touch with reality.

I was so shocked, I nearly fell off my unicorn.

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Defdave t1_jed3pvn wrote

This immediately made me think of The Jerky Boys' Lawnmower Salesman prank call:
"You is a lazy bastard, ain't you? You're just lookin' to get out the easy way. Well, I got them pushin' kinds." Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBx0W8nEksQ

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Alswel t1_jed6oou wrote

Replying to dre235 (#2,505,837)

Yeah what in the living fuck am I reading I feel like I'm going crazy I've never heard any term other than cart

Lived in TX most of my life now I'm in TN which is just like Northern Southern US

A buggy is like a dune buggy, and a trolly is a monorail or something maybe?

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Mnemotronic t1_jedgcxc wrote

But at least I know how you get that red grid pattern on your fat ass.

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[deleted] t1_jedjdgu wrote

Iā€™d have walked out of the store and left her to shop alone. Thereā€™s no way Iā€™d ever accept that behaviour. Oh, my payment cards would have gone with me lol.

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Bluebladexd t1_jedjj1f wrote

It reminds me of another joke A husband and wife are shopping in their local grocery store. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.

"Put them back, we can't afford them", demands the wife.

They carry on with their shopping. A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

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Glad4231 t1_jedjrb5 wrote

lol She could be talking about someone else

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HandsOnGeek t1_jedky4f wrote

Replying to CantReadDuneRunes (#2,516,364)

Why would you assume that the rest of the world is just like England?

America tends to speak English the way that it was invented. Instead of fucking it up without even the excuse of moving across the Atlantic Ocean.

Seriously. American English tends to use Georgian or even pre-Georgian vocabulary instead of adopting the latest fashionable Victorian or Edwardian terminology.

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Sedrjqla t1_jedo0mo wrote

Lol, what the, idk, just made me laugh out loud for awhileā€¦

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Elegant_Spot_3486 t1_jedoycx wrote

Iā€™ve never seen a trolley in a supermarket. The thought of it didnā€™t seem funny.

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2geeks t1_jedp6xb wrote

I didnā€™t ever get fox but I was offered a job as an apprentice miniatures-builder on the show, back in the mid-late 00ā€™s (for what would have been ā€œBack To Earthā€. Unfortunately, due to declining health (Iā€™m now completely housebound and have cognitive issues, meaning I canā€™t work very often at all), I had to turn down the role.

I know itā€™s not the same. Iā€™ve just always been quite proud that they offered me work on one of my favourite shows and I figured it sort of fit.

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tbone2791 t1_jedpwuk wrote

Am I the only one that heard the wifeā€™s voice in a deep Gaelic accent ??

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Nikki_Blonde t1_jedqaku wrote

When she doesn't find the pack of chips that she had been dying to buy this week.

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shane94116 t1_jeds4x3 wrote

Did you say, ā€œTakes one to know one and thatā€™s why we are match made it heaven?ā€

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margarittequila t1_jedwrqg wrote

Yes shame on you! Riding the trolley while she pushes ??? Hahahaha yes you are such a lazyb

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GleemonexForPets t1_jedy6pe wrote

Replying to SionGest (#2,501,141)

I've only ever heard it referred to as a shopping cart. Was wondering how trains entered into it
Regardless, your country has given us William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, the Beatles and Olivia Colman. You need no forgiveness.

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Big-End-9824 t1_jefvk6g wrote

I went to the supermarket for my lunch and got a sandwich and a packet of crisps. The young girl at the checkout said:ā€would you like to go for a drinkā€? I was so shocked I said: ā€œyoung lady Iā€™m old enough to be your father ā€œ. She said: ā€œthe drink is part of the meal dealā€.

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CoinedIn2020 t1_jefwiut wrote

A lot of women seem to be having Karen moments.

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Wiseowl_1-1 t1_jeg93dl wrote

Somehow men became more stupid than before. The least thing you can do ask yourself why did she do that why r you asking us

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Brygg69 t1_jegebzs wrote

Iā€™m tired of people pushing you around like that. You should really stand up for yourself.

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