“What do you MEAN it’s illegal to sell drugs?!” “Not just any drugs, your drugs specifically!” “What’s wrong with my drugs?! They help people stay awake, alert, & strong! Is there something so wrong about selling a helpful drug people need?” “Well to begin with, you just decided to go out into the streets & sell these drugs, breaking several laws. And while your drugs may be able to do those things, they also cause blood vessels to burst, exploding hearts, & sever brain damage.” “…they were weak people.” “One of your customers was Tom Coldwell! The most durable man in history! He specifically took your pills because of how dangerous they were & began to bleed out from every orifice in his body!” “How much did he take?” “3 pills!” “Ok! Is my drug strong? Yes. But any drug can be dangerous if someone takes more than the recommended amount!” “3 pills were recommended for a casual jog.” “…I still don’t see the problem.” “You’re still going to jail.” “For selling some slightly strong performance enhancers?” “These enhancers are 1000 times stronger than 50 lbs of cocaine & meth combined, 2 very strong illicit drugs!” “Meth & cocaine is illegal?” “Oh my god.”