Submitted by kingchaos99 t3_yz5bij in tifu
I 23m have had an absolutely depressing year when it come to sex. first, I match with a girl on tinder who instantly wants to blow me so being horny I agree. now I'm at her place she's blowing me (very well I might add) and then I notice a penis between her legs, now she sees me see her dick. then she proceeds to make me cum faster than I thought possible. Second fast forward 3 months, I match with another girl on tinder and we're are talking for like a week then I invited to my place on a day when my house would be uniquely empty. Now we are hanging, talking we watched a movie now we finally started to fuck and within 30 second of penetration my father come home from work early and yells "BOY WHO YOU GOT IN MY HOUSE" then beckons me for nothing when I go back to my room she tells me she has to go. Now fast forward through many sexless nights to tonight I decided to pay an escort service (an embarrassing amount considering I'm poor) thinking nothing could go wrong I'm now at the hotel with a naked woman infront of me and my dick decided to stop working we tried to make it hard for 30 minutes and now I'm on Reddit
TL;DR I accidentally slept with a trans girl, my dad cock blocked me, and i paid an Escort an amount close to my rent and my dick wouldn't get hard
EDIT; Someone said maybe I missed that they were trans in their profile and I cannot rule out that possibility but I feel like it makes the fuck up worse.